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December 7, 2011

Guest: Christopher Kimball & Bridget Lancaster

TERRY GROSS, HOST: This is FRESH AIR. I'm Terry Gross. With the holidays in mind, we're going to talk about some unconventional recipes, unconventional in the sense that they challenge conventional wisdom and are designed to simplify preparation. I have two guests.

Christopher Kimball is the founder of Cook's Illustrated magazine and Cook's Country magazine, as well as two public TV shows, "America's Test Kitchen" and "Cook's Country from America's Test Kitchen." Bridget Lancaster is an onscreen test cook for both shows and is responsible for all recipe testing and development in Cook's Country.

Cook's has a 2,500 square foot test kitchen just outside of Boston, where each recipe is tested over and over and over again, varying the ingredients, techniques and cooking times until the cooks and the tasters decide they've come up with the best version. Two thousand recipes are collected in the new book "Cook's Illustrated Cookbook." Christopher Kimball, Bridget Lancaster, welcome to FRESH AIR.

Christopher Kimball, let me start with you. Describe the mission of your test kitchen.

CHRISTOPHER KIMBALL: It's simple. It's three words: recipes that work. I think, back in the 1970s, I realized, after a series of very unsuccessful dinner parties, that there was something wrong with recipes; it wasn't just me. And so I set out over the last 30 years or so to find a test kitchen methodology that would take recipes and turn them out in a way where people could actually make them at home with some fairly high degree of success.

GROSS: Well, the way you said there's something wrong with recipes, and you wanted to fix them. That's a kind of broad statement to make. What was wrong with recipes?

KIMBALL: Oh, I like broad statements.

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KIMBALL: Here's the problem. The problem is that cookbook authors, food writers live in a fantasy world. It's a fantasy world where they can get all the ingredients, they're very good ingredients, they know what they're doing, they understand their approach to cooking, whether it's Moroccan or traditional New England fare.

When that recipe gets sent out into the world, you know, like your 18-year-old child, things happen to it. And we know - because we bring people into our kitchen and watch people cook our recipes, and we send our recipes out by email - we know that what people do with those recipes bears little resemblance to what we do with them.

For example, they will substitute ingredients with great abandon. They will never read the recipe or rarely read the recipe ahead of time. We sent a recipe out, a couple years ago, to a gentleman for chicken breast. He responded by saying it was the worst chicken recipe he'd ever made. And there was a comment area at the bottom of the form, and he wrote in: I didn't have any chicken.

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KIMBALL: And then he said: I substituted shrimp. Well, 40 minutes of cooking shrimp in a skillet is simply not going to come out very well. And guess whose fault that was? Mine. So most of recipe writing has to do with what the person at home is going to do to your recipe; it's not whether you can make it in your test kitchen.

GROSS: So something else you I think neglected to mention about a lot of cookbooks is that they assume you have a lot of time. And you're often doctoring recipes so you don't need to take so much time. And one of the things that you do is try to simplify things so that you don't have to get, like, the finest ingredients in the world, you don't have to have a whole lot of time. And there are certain shortcuts that you do.

And you're also always testing common wisdom. So I want to kind of get a few examples from you of things that you've tried that have worked, that you think make it easier to cook.

So with the holidays coming, just tell us one simple thing that you learned about turkeys that you tested, and you found this is a good solution to make it a little bit easier, a little bit quicker. Bridget, do you want to take that one?

BRIDGET LANCASTER: Sure. Turkeys, well, there's a lot that can go wrong with those big old birds. And the fact that we only practice cooking it usually once a year, that's a huge problem with turkey, but one of the - and the fact that it always comes out dry and unevenly cooked.

So there's a couple things that you can do. You can brine it, which is something that we talk about, soaking turkey or a lot of other different kinds of proteins, in a salt and water solution. And that makes especially the white meat stay really nice and juicy so that even if it tends to overcook a little bit, it's still going to come out really nice.

The other thing that we do is salt it, just, you know, basically rub some salt underneath the skin. It has a similar property to brining. But one of the things that I love, that I've been doing in the past few years, is basically dissecting a turkey and then roasting it in parts.

It's the most genius concept that I think we've come across. You roast the turkey breasts, you roast the parts, they all go on at the same sheet pan. They go in the oven. It's a slow roast. But they...

GROSS: They go in at the same time?

LANCASTER: They go in the same time, right onto a sheet pan, and it comes out, the turkey breast is perfect, the legs, the thighs. There's hardly any flipping or dancing with the turkey that's necessary. It's the most hands-off recipe that you can come across. It's one of my favorites.

GROSS: So one question: How do you dissect the turkey parts?

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LANCASTER: Well, you don't even have to do that yourself. You can buy a bone-in turkey breast, and then you can buy the turkey parts yourself. Or you can...

GROSS: Oh, that sounds so cheating. Is that OK?

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LANCASTER: Yeah, it's totally OK. See, that's what we don't tell you. You can buy all those parts, and you don't have to do all the work yourself. But, you know, I'm kind of a mad knife-wielder in the kitchen. So I like hacking that thing up and getting my aggressions out on it. Plus you get the back, and you get to use that for stock and stuff like that. I'm also cheap.

GROSS: So in talking about shortcuts, one of the things, Bridget, that you demonstrated on the TV show is a minestrone soup where all of the ingredients you get from the supermarket, nothing fancy, and you had a real, like, shocking shortcut to making the broth. And the shocking shortcut included buying V8.

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LANCASTER: That's right. That's a good way to get your vegetables.

GROSS: Yeah, so I want you to describe this recipe and how you came up with it.

LANCASTER: It was very interesting. I mean, when you think about what goes into minestrone, it's basically kitchen-sink soup. So there's a whole bunch of different muddle flavors that go in there. But one of the flavors that have to go in there, in our opinion, was tomato.

And we were just having a lot of trouble with finding tomato products that didn't make it taste like a bad pasta sauce. You know, and then we also talked about making kind of a broth. That's what we wanted, something nice and light.

And somebody - I mean, this is how we come across a lot of our findings - somebody just mentioned, well, why don't we try V8, like the commercial says? And V8 was perfect. I mean, it gave just the right body to the minestrone, the right amount of seasoning. It's kind, you know, an eight-for-one instead of a two-for-one ingredient, because it has all of those different flavors in it, all in one shot.

GROSS: But then you doctored it.

LANCASTER: Oh, yeah, we doctored it. We had - what else did we have in there? We had - Chris, can you maybe help me with my memory there? We had pancetta in that recipe, I think.

GROSS: I think there was a little chicken broth in there.

LANCASTER: That's right, that's right.

KIMBALL: Well, there has to be meat.

LANCASTER: Oh yeah, there has to be meat.

KIMBALL: I mean, yeah...

LANCASTER: Well, any recipe of mine, even vegetarian, has to have meat.

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KIMBALL: Yeah, I think the joke around the test kitchen is our next book will be vegetarian cooking with bacon.

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LANCASTER: That's my name, Bacon.

GROSS: So speaking of doctoring, you also have a quick beef and vegetable using doctored, store-bought beef broth. So how do you shop for the right beef broth to doctor, just a broth that you like?

LANCASTER: Well, we do tests. We do a lot of tastings of beef broth, and that is always an interesting day, trying to get enough people to show up for beef broth tasting because basically what we do is we heat up the broth, and people sip it out of cups, which, you know, might sound good if you're sick one day, but certainly, you know, to come across 12 different brands and having to sip hot beef broth is not necessarily the best part of the job.

But that's how we come up with the best brand. Now, of course, beef broth has come a long way, but it's still a far cry from anything you can make homemade. But, you know, when you compare having to spend hours and hours and hours making your own really great homemade beef broth versus opening up a can, it's a lot easier to doctor it.

KIMBALL: Well, we did find, with chicken and beef broth, that if you look on the back of the can at the ingredient list, sometimes you never see chicken or beef mentioned at all. And it's certainly not in the first three or four ingredients. So it's usually better living through chemicals. It's some...

LANCASTER: Or salt.

KIMBALL: Or salt. And I think the last time we rated them, believe it or not, Rachael Ray's, was it?

LANCASTER: Yeah, that's right.

KIMBALL: Rachael Ray's beef stock won. And I remember in the tasting, I did a blind tasting on the TV show, and I was surprised. But beef stock in general isn't very good. I mean, chicken stock is better.

LANCASTER: Yeah, it is better.

KIMBALL: But canned beef stock is usually not very good. In fact, we had our own recipe where the best recipe was six - some huge amount of beef.

LANCASTER: Massive, and you have to meat, more than bones to make it.

KIMBALL: Yeah, I mean, in the old days they made it out of bones because they were cheap, and they were recycling ingredients, and that's why they cooked it all day. But making beef out of bones is difficult because if you use meat, it's got more flavor, but proportionally it's also more expensive.

GROSS: So say you're making a beef vegetable soup, and you're avoiding spending all day, you know, like simmering the soup and having the beef or the beef bone in it, so what else are you doing? How are you doctoring the store-bought, canned beef broth to make it a good beef vegetable soup?

LANCASTER: Well, you're definitely going to have use beef in there. You're going to have brown cuts of beef to use in the soup. But there's also something call glutamates', and that's what we're looking for in a beef vegetable soup. Those are flavor compounds that make things taste meaty so things like tomato paste, which I believe goes into that soup.

There's also lots of mushrooms that go into that soup. Mushrooms have that really meaty flavor. And that's how my parents got me to eat mushrooms when I was a kid. You know, I wouldn't touch them because they look slimy, and they said no, it tastes like meat. And so then I tasted it, and sure enough, it tastes like meat.

So it's all these - it's just layers and layers. Soy sauce is another one that has a lot of the glutamates in it. And that's one of those secret ingredients that we'll often reach for - soy sauce, tomato paste, mushrooms - to boost foods that maybe don't have that oomph, that substance, that meatiness on their own.

GROSS: So when you're throwing in the mushrooms, do you saute them first?

LANCASTER: Definitely, definitely. You would want to cut them up as small as possible so that you have a lot of little release cuts, a lot of places for all that flavor to come out. And then you always want to saute them in butter, or even better in pancetta or bacon if you have it.

GROSS: OK, there goes the bacon.

KIMBALL: There goes the bacon again.

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GROSS: If you're just joining us, my guests are Christopher Kimball and Bridget Lancaster. Kimball is the founder of Cook's Illustrated magazine, and now there's a new Cook's Illustrated cookbook that includes 2,000 recipes from the magazine. And Bridget Lancaster is the onscreen test chef, test cook, for the two TV shows, "America's Test Kitchen" and "Cook's Country." Both of those shows are affiliated with Cook's magazine. So let's take a short break here. Then we'll talk some more. This is FRESH AIR.

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GROSS: If you're just joining us, my guests are Christopher Kimball and Bridget Lancaster. And Kimball is the founder of Cook's Illustrated magazine, and now there's a new collection of all of those recipes, like 2,000 of them, in a new book called "Cook's Illustrated Cookbook."

He also founded the two TV shows affiliated with the magazine, "America's Test Kitchen" and "Cook's Country." Bridget Lancaster is the onscreen test cook for those two TV shows.

So since it's winter, let's get to another soup, a creamy pea soup recipe that you have uses frozen peas.

LANCASTER: That's right.

GROSS: So why are frozen peas tastier than fresh peas?

LANCASTER: Well, that's another thing that we say. They're actually picked right when they're at their most fresh point. If you go to the supermarket or a farmer's market and buy fresh peas, there's literally like a three-day period where fresh peas taste great.

And then you've got to buy them by the bushel, and I don't know if you've shelled fresh peas, but, you know, you get three or four out of each pod. It's kind of a pain. So - or you can go, and you can buy - somebody else has done all the work for you.

So it's kind of the same thing. They actually pick them right when they are at their best, and they flash-freeze them, and they're great, I mean, especially if you're using them as an ingredient in something such as a stew, a soup something - the key is to really add them almost as an herb right at the end and to let them sit in either the soup or if you're making a risotto for just five minutes to warm them up because they're basically tender right out of the bag, once they've thawed.

KIMBALL: Bridget Lancaster from the American Frozen Food Council has now...

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KIMBALL: I think tomatoes is another example where a supermarket tomato is always inedible, and we always call for canned tomatoes. For making tomato soup, they're vastly better. So there are times when canned or frozen is better than the fresh ingredient, at least in the supermarket.

GROSS: Are there any like chefs and cooks who mock you for being willing to use, like, you know, canned tomatoes or frozen peas?

KIMBALL: Well, chefs - look, chefs live in an exalted, rare atmosphere. It has nothing to do with home cooking. I think people confuse the two. Restaurant chefs really know nothing about home cooking because they probably don't cook at home to start with. Two, they have perfect ingredients, and they have 50 people in the kitchen.

LANCASTER: Prepping.

KIMBALL: Prepping and washing their dishes. So we don't really care about that world because the home cook is dealing with very different things. We use, for example, a garlic press, which no self-respecting chef would ever touch. And we do lots of things they would make fun of.

On the other hand, if you ever tried to cook out of a chef cookbook, there are a few good ones, but by and large, you know, the recipes start: Day One, colon. You know, and then you're starting on a three-day recipe.

LANCASTER: It makes you think a lot.

KIMBALL: Yeah, come on, get a grip here. We're trying to cook Tuesday night, and we have an hour to cook. So - although chefs have gotten better, and there's a bunch of books out for home cooking by chefs lately which are - some of them are pretty good. But it's a totally different universe.

GROSS: So when you're trying to save time, and you're buying, say, frozen or canned ingredients, you know, frozen peas, canned tomatoes, are there certain foods that you would only get canned or only get frozen as opposed to - frozen peas versus canned peas or...?

LANCASTER: Right. I think those two are huge examples. I would - 99 percent always buy frozen peas over fresh because I don't - I'm too lazy, and I don't want to do the work, and they're probably not as good.

GROSS: But you wouldn't get canned peas?

LANCASTER: I wouldn't get canned peas, no. Canned peas, I've never - canned peas have way too bad memories, childhood memories attached to them.

GROSS: I've got those, carrots and peas.

LANCASTER: Yeah, yeah, but canned tomatoes, to my knowledge they don't have frozen tomatoes yet. Something else that's actually quite good are canned beans. We have found that certain brands of canned beans - kidneys, pinto...

KIMBALL: Not green beans.

LANCASTER: Not green beans, right. Legumes, I should say - are actually quite good. And if you let them cook, simmer them in, say, your chili, don't add them right at the end, but you actually let them cook in there for at least 15, 20 minutes, they can start to absorb all that flavor, and then you didn't have to go to the trouble of soaking dried beans and going that whole route.

KIMBALL: I think for some fruit desserts, like cobblers, frozen fruit works well, like Maine blueberries, the wild blueberries, are great. They're less expensive, as well, and you get them all year round. Frozen pearl onions.

LANCASTER: Oh, yum.

KIMBALL: I'm not - there's no way I'm cross-hatching, you know, 50 pearl onions, peeling them. That's not going to happen. Canned tomatoes absolutely. Chicken stock, although you can buy canned chicken stock, low sodium is great, but you can also buy that paste, which I think did very well in one of our recent tastings. So it's sort of a concentrated paste where you get a teaspoon of the paste in with a cup of hot water and reconstitute it, and it'll sit in your refrigerator forever. And that's really convenient, as well.

GROSS: So let's get to another dish. You have a recipe for poached salmon. What is the problem you were trying to solve in making poached salmon?

LANCASTER: Well, poached salmon, there's a couple of problems. It's an expensive piece of fish. You go, and you poach it in water. Usually it's a court bullion, which is water and some aromatic vegetables that you make as this poaching liquid.

Well, you end up with a really washed-out piece of salmon that doesn't taste very rich, it doesn't taste very buttery, and the whole thing wasn't really worth your whole paycheck, which is what you spent on - to buy the salmon, at least my paycheck. I'll have to talk to Chris about that.

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LANCASTER: But one thing that we did was we found that the problem with poaching, where it's basically mostly submerged, you submerge, in this case, the salmon in the liquid, when we really cut back on the amount of liquid, so only part of the salmon was submerged at a time, we could actually start to build a really nice and flavorful and concentrated sauce from that poaching liquid.

We also put in a lot more wine than just water in there. And what that did, it actually lowered the boiling point a little bit. So we created more steam. We could cook the salmon at a slightly lower temperature so we didn't overcook it. And the result is - it's pretty darn amazing. It's really buttery, very tender and flavorful - which you never get with poached salmon.

GROSS: What are you doing to the broth to make it more flavorful?

LANCASTER: Well, one of the things that we do, we rest the pieces of salmon actually on lemon slices in the bottom of the pan.

GROSS: Kind of like on lemon stilts.

LANCASTER: Yeah, exactly, exactly. So right away, we're not just using the poaching liquid as a medium to cook the salmon, we're starting to think of it as the beginning of a nice sauce. So we're building, you know, a little bit of a salmon stock with lemon. We're using a lot less liquid to begin with. So all the flavors are more concentrated, and we've got some herbs, just a few herbs in there, and the wine really helps to start that flavor process.

And of course the salmon does give up some of its flavor, too, and you end up, you know, the salmon's done, you just really have to reduce that liquid down a little bit and finish it off, and it's a very elegant and easy meal, even on a Tuesday night.

GROSS: Can I - I'm like such a kind of fast, sloppy, no-nothing kind of cook. So when I've made poached salmon, you know, as quickly as possible, putting the whole thing basically in boiling water, then when I take it out, it's kind of like you have to wring it out.

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GROSS: It's so much...

LANCASTER: It is. It's like a washcloth.

GROSS: Yeah, there's so much liquid that's accumulated in it. So I have to, like, pat it down with paper towels.

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GROSS: It's kind of weird. So that...

LANCASTER: No, you do, you have to get it a bath towel, you know.

GROSS: Exactly. So is that part of the - is that just me, or is that one of the problems you've tried to solve?

LANCASTER: No, that is one of the main problems with poached salmon is the salmon seems to just soak up all that liquid, and then it tastes like nothing. And then the poaching liquid doesn't really taste like much, either.

You know, I fear sometimes that the population is starting to go for food that doesn't taste like much. I think that's why people like chicken breast over chicken thighs and tenderloin over a big old chuck roast sometimes. But, you know, we really want the salmon to taste like salmon. We want it to taste full and rich and salmony.

GROSS: Bridget Lancaster and Christopher Kimball will be back with more recipes in the second half of the show. Two thousand recipes from their test kitchen are collected in the new book "Cook's Illustrated Cookbook." Kimball is the founder of Cook's Illustrated magazine. Lancaster is an onscreen test chef for Cook's two public TV shows. I'm Terry Gross, and this is FRESH AIR.

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GROSS: This is FRESH AIR. I'm Terry Gross. We're talking about some unconventional but relatively simple approaches to cooking with two people famous for their test kitchen. Christopher Kimball is the founder of Cook's Illustrated Magazine and Cook's Country Magazine, as well as two public TV shows, "America's Test Kitchen" and "Cook's Country From America's Test Kitchen."

Bridget Lancaster is on screen test cook for both shows and is responsible for all recipe testing and development in "Cook's Country." Two thousand recipes from the Cook's test kitchen are collected in the new book "Cook's Illustrated Cookbook."

So let's look at another main course. You have a recipe for Chicken in a Pot. What was the problem you are trying to solve?

KIMBALL: Well, actually, this is a recipe you get if you go to any bistro in Paris and they come out with a usually a metal cacott(sp) or small oval pan with a...

LANCASTER: It's like a casserole.

KIMBALL: Yeah, a casserole dish with a top, and they take the top off at the table and what you get inside is the most flavorful chicken in the world that's been really cooked in its own juice, as it were. The skin is marginal but the flavor is great and that is what we started with. And so the whole notion is to cook a chicken in a Dutch oven, you know, a covered casserole with just a few vegetables and really add almost no additional liquid to it. And its own juices come out and it almost braises the bird, you get a lot of flavor, and we ended up starting off browning breast side down. Browning it for a few minutes first in the pot just to develop some browning and also some flavor in the bottom of the pot. But it's to retain, as we do with salmon, it's all about retaining the flavor of the chicken and getting a very moist bird. And also we with a nice cast iron pot you can cook it nice and evenly at fairly low temperature.

LANCASTER: Mm-hmm.

KIMBALL: It takes over an hour. And so it's nice and gentle, the breast meat gets cooked properly, the dark meat gets cooked properly and you have a lot of flavor. And it takes what, three or four minutes, five minutes in preparation?

LANCASTER: If that.

KIMBALL: Yeah. A few garlic cloves. A little...

LANCASTER: I think there's a little celery in there.

KIMBALL: Yeah.

LANCASTER: Yeah.

KIMBALL: And you're done. And that's it. It takes an hour, an hour and 10 minutes to cook. It's the world's simplest chicken recipe but it has a lot of flavor.

LANCASTER: And the pan juices that comes out of the chicken...

KIMBALL: Right.

LANCASTER: ...are amazing. I mean it's almost worth just throwing away the chicken, just drinking the pan juice.

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GROSS: So let's get to a side dish. You have a recipe for French fries? What's the problem you are trying to solve?

LANCASTER: French fries. French fries, one of the things is to make great French fries you have to twice fry them. And what I mean by that is after you cut the potato into planks or into strips you have to start them in oil basically to get most of the cooking done but not really the browning. And then you have to let them sit out of the oil and then later on you fry them again, and that's to really build up the crust on the French fries, make it nice and fluffy in the center and really, really crusty on the outside.

We wanted to rethink that. This is another one of those classic dishes. There's one way to cook French fries, and we wanted to go back and test this. And this is the cold oil, starting potatoes in cold oil, which everything about that sounds wrong to me. You know, we've been told if the oil temperature isn't hot enough that the tables are actually going to soak up all that oil and you're going to end up with greasy French fries, which by the way, I would still eat. But, you know, there's still French fries at the bottom of it. But this is amazing. As the potatoes come up to temperature, the oil comes up to temperature, the potatoes come up to temperature, they actually will not soak up the oil until they get to a certain point. And once you've heated up the French fries they're pretty darn amazing. They start to cook slowly, they're nice and tender on the outside, and then they build up crust on their own. It completely changed the way in the test kitchen that we think about cooking French fries.

KIMBALL: Well, we actually tested them after we had fried them and they had a third less fat, saturated fat from the oil.

LANCASTER: That right.

KIMBALL: It was actually less oil in the fry. And we did a little science experience with it and we found there were two things going on. One is they can't absorb oil until they lose moisture. So the oil is replacing water...

LANCASTER: Right.

KIMBALL: ...that was in the potato. So you put potatoes in a cold oil there's no transfer of oil to potato. The other thing is that a lot of the oil absorption happens in the cooling down period. So a typical fry, French fries, fried twice, and it cools down the first time oil is getting sucked into it...

LANCASTER: Sucked in.

KIMBALL: ...and then the second time. With our method there's only one cooling down method, period at the end and that means less oil. So you get substantially less oil. And by the way, this idea came from Joel Robuchon, the French Chef. He actually I think was the one who pioneered the cold oil...

LANCASTER: Mm-hmm.

KIMBALL: ...so we need to give him credit. But less fat and it's much easier. It takes what, 25 minutes from start to finish.

LANCASTER: Right.

KIMBALL: And you don't have to keep moving fries in and out of hot oil. It's also not very messy.

GROSS: OK, time for dessert. You have what you described as a full proof pie crust that uses vodka. So what's the problem we were trying to solve by adding a vodka?

KIMBALL: Well, a couple of years ago I went down to the test kitchen and said I've been making pie crust for 40 years and they never come out the same way twice. In fact, we had a reporter there that day and we had made a couple of pies for a Thanksgiving piece. In the pie crusts actually were kind of tough I thought. They weren't very good.

LANCASTER: Well, depended on who was making it too.

KIMBALL: Yeah. One was good one wasn't.

LANCASTER: Yeah. Right.

KIMBALL: I said look, can we come up with a recipe that actually works consistently? The problem with I crust is this: you need a fairly wet dough to make it easy to roll out. And most recipe say that only enough water until the dough holds together. Well, most people don't add enough liquid. The dough is crumbly and try. You've probably had this problem on Thanksgiving, and so when you roll it out it falls apart. If you had too much liquid then when you bake it there is more gluten formation. That is when water comes in contact with flour, gluten, which is what you develop when you make bread, starts to be formed and you get a tougher crust. So on one hand you want liquid to draw dough, on the other hand you want as try as possible dough to get a tender dough.

When you substitute half the water - you're using the recipe for vodka - you end up using more total liquid. I think we used about eight tablespoons for it...

LANCASTER: Something like that. Right.

KIMBALL: ...instead of six. So you have more liquid. It makes it easy to roll out. When you bake it, half of that vodka - which is one quarter of the total liquid - is alcohol and almost all of that dissipates in the heat of the oven. So you end up with a very dry, very tender, very flaky dough, which you can also roll it out, I think. And this was not my, I didn't invent this. This is one of our test kitchen...

LANCASTER: You just threw down the gauntlet.

KIMBALL: Yeah, I just claimed credit for it. But I think it's one of our best recipes overall because it really solved the problem, which is how do you create a pipe so you can't roll out but also is tender when you bake it up, and the vodka was the answer to that.

LANCASTER: Right. Because there's no gluten development in the vodka itself.

KIMBALL: Right.

GROSS: And is vodka of the best alcohol to use 'cause it doesn't have as strong a taste as - like you wouldn't use bourbon for instance.

KIMBALL: I use bourbon for everything.

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KIMBALL: But I would probably use bourbon. But no, it has, that's a strange thing about vodka, isn't it? The best vodka has no flavor.

LANCASTER: Right.

KIMBALL: I still don't understand that. But, yes, it's flavorless. And as Bridget said, alcohol when contact, in contact with a protein of flour, does not form gluten. So the gluten formation is a really big problem with pastry 'cause you don't want in most recipes.

LANCASTER: You want some.

KIMBALL: You want a little because you need to have it hold together.

LANCASTER: Right.

KIMBALL: But a really tough pie crust - we've all had them - is due in part to too much gluten being formed.

LANCASTER: And this pie dough is super forgiving too. I mean you can actually use tons of flour on the board while you are rolling it out. And we found a lot of people had a fear of rolling out pie dough. It's one of the things that they despise the most when it comes to the holidays, is that the, you know, the actual action of making pie dough. They're terrified of it.

KIMBALL: Yeah, we should talk about fear for just a second. You know, I think part of what are our mission is - if you want to call it that - is try to, is to overcome fear. And my job on the show is to look like a complete idiot, and which I do very well.

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KIMBALL: And so to get people comfortable because I think, you know, so often you pick up a cookbook or watch a TV show and someone says with only five ingredients in 20 minutes you can turn out this great meal. And everyone knows that's actually not true. So our job, and if you watched the show, we start with bad food. We start with a disaster. You know, we say look, this is a horrible lasagna. Maybe we can do better. So by starting with a worst-case scenario and by me, you know, being sort of the average fool in the kitchen, I think it puts people at their ease and they come away and say, oh, well, if he can do it, you know, or, you know, if the test kitchen showed me bad food it makes people comfortable. Because I think that learning process is more about what goes wrong then what goes right, and that's the elements we tried to add in this whole discussion of food.

GROSS: All right. Entertain us with one of the biggest mistakes you ever made in the test kitchen. Make us feel superior.

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KIMBALL: Well, I think that, well, a couple. A number of times we put a hot Pyrex casserole dish on a wet countertop.

LANCASTER: Mmm.

KIMBALL: Have you ever - it actually happened to one of our folks on TV recently.

GROSS: Oh, that's a recipe for cooked countertop, isn't it?

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KIMBALL: No. No. It's a recipe for a terrorist explosive. Actually...

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GROSS: Really?

KIMBALL: No. It goes into about a thousand pieces. It explodes all over.

GROSS: Great.

KIMBALL: We've had this happen two or three times, so...

GROSS: Actually, it sounds dangerous. I shouldn't be laughing.

KIMBALL: Well...

LANCASTER: Well, I happen to have been in the test kitchen all three times...

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LANCASTER: ...which may made me look suspect. But I mean one of the things we did, we were working on a gumbo years ago and we were trying to figure out the easiest way to make a roux. And so we actually found in a couple of cookbooks a microwave roux where you...

KIMBALL: Oh, I remember this now.

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LANCASTER: You mix the flour and oil in a specifically a Pyrex measuring cup and you microwave it. Well, at that particular time the countertops I think were soapstone and soapstone contains, you know, usually has a little bit of moisture from washing dishes. Well, we took that and the roux looked beautiful coming out of the microwave, looked beautiful, took that out, was really hot, put it on the countertop and we were kind of staring at it, looking at the roux going, I wonder if this is going to be brilliant if this works. Well, we started to hear this tick, tick as the glass was starting to...

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LANCASTER: ...starting to contract very quickly. And then it was like a scene from "Lethal Weapon," this bomb went off, there's shards of glass everywhere. Test cooks were diving across the counter to get away from it.

GROSS: Big crash.

LANCASTER: And it was hot roux everywhere. And needless to say, we scratched the idea of a microwave roux.

KIMBALL: But I think my favorite, I mean talk about in the department of stupidity department, was someone figured out that to grill a steak the best way to do it would be to turn it every four seconds. Remember this?

LANCASTER: That's right.

KIMBALL: So we actually - and we have our grilling department's in a back alley behind the test kitchen outside of Boston, so I believe if you cooked a steak for 10 or 11 minutes every four seconds there was almost 200 flips.

LANCASTER: Mm-hmm.

KIMBALL: So the poor test cooks stood there flipping a steak 170, 80 times. And actually it was a perfectly good technique, except completely idiotic.

LANCASTER: It wasn't worth it.

KIMBALL: Yeah, it was insane. The other one was someone decided that to roast chicken the best thing to do would be to take the skin off the chicken...

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KIMBALL: ...and then we roasted the skin separately by pinning it out, you know, sort of like if you skimmed a Buffalo and you like, you know, on the plains, you know, you wanted to try you take stakes and you...

LANCASTER: It was a pelt.

KIMBALL: It was a pelt.

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KIMBALL: And we used toothpicks, the little chicken pelts. We roasted them separately and it was brilliant. That is it did achieve the objective. But, of course...

LANCASTER: It was creepy.

KIMBALL: It was creepy. It was, yeah, as someone said it was a Hannibal Lecter moment in the test kitchen. So...

GROSS: But it tasted good?

KIMBALL: Well, it worked. But, of course, it didn't pass the test for sanity.

GROSS: My guests are Christopher Kimball, founder of Cook's Illustrated Magazine and Bridget Lancaster, an onscreen test chef for Cook's two public TV shows. More after a break. This is FRESH AIR.

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GROSS: My guests are Christopher Kimball, founder of Cook's Illustrated Magazine and Bridget Lancaster, an onscreen test chef for Cook's two public TV shows. Two thousand recipes from the Cook's test kitchen are collected in the new book, "Cook's Illustrated Cookbook."

So what you're trying to improve an old recipe how do you go about figuring out what you're going to test and what you're going to substitute within that recipe?

KIMBALL: Well, we have each group of people, I will say at a Magazine there are 15 or 20 of us, someone is assigned a recipe. He or she goes finds 25 or 30 examples of the recipe in cook books online etcetera. They then take five of those recipes in cooked them and there's a blind taste test in the kitchen with whoever is available at the time. So a dozen people taste it. They say what they like and don't like and then they cobble together a working recipe from those five recipes. Then they start the process of substituting ingredients, trying new techniques.

There's a weekly editorial meeting Tuesday or Wednesday morning where they talk about what they did do, what happened. Everybody at the table has had a chance to taste the food, and then we just go on down the road. We'll take cake flour versus all-purpose. We'll do saturated versus unsaturated fats. We'll do brown sugar for white sugar. We'll try top lay versus top round. And then over time, we eventually get to a finer recipe. We send it out to a few thousand of our readers who have been kind enough to offer make it. Some percentage of them will make it in the first week and at least 80 percent of them would have to say they would make it again; that's the key test.

Some percentage of them will make it in the first week and at least 80 percent of them would have to say they would make it again. That's the key test. If less than 80 percent say that, we go back to the test kitchen and we figure out the shrimp for chicken problem, you know, whether there was a substitute problem, they couldn't get an ingredient, something was too hard, they didn't like the flavors.

And we go back and work on it again and then we do one last thing, which is when the recipe's done, we try to blow it up. So we'll use - we have a horrible electric stovetop. We have terrible cheap cookware.

LANCASTER: Pans. Right.

KIMBALL: Pans. We'll substitute, you know, similar, like, natural cocoa for Dutch process.

LANCASTER: Right.

KIMBALL: So we'll make the mistakes we think a home cook might make and see how badly it turns out, and we might incorporate that information in the recipe or in the head note. So it's about a six week process. Not full time but a six week process from beginning to end. That's how we do it.

GROSS: Do you ever get sick of the recipe you're making because you have to make it over and over until you get it right?

LANCASTER: Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I mean, we work about six months in advance of a story being published and that is a great thing. Because if you're, say, working on the turkey story for that particular issue, you're probably making turkeys in April or May of that year, if not sooner. So at the end of it you're fine if you've never seen – if you never want to see a turkey again for the rest of your life.

But luckily, six months later, that's when you come back against(ph) the turkey, see the turkey again. But, yeah, we get sick and tired. Chocolate for me is the one that does me in. Anything that's chocolate – and I can't believe I'm even saying this – at the end of it, it's just so rich...

KIMBALL: But Bridget, your nose is growing.

LANCASTER: No, no, no. Chocolate brownies. One of the worst things is brownie tastings, because, of course, you know, you don't just have to taste them; you have to feed on them all day. So, yeah, probably. One of the test cooks that works there, she and I counted up the calories that we consume in one day and it was frightening.

KIMBALL: Well, there's this rule in the test kitchen which is the five pound a year rule. Right.

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LANCASTER: Yeah.

KIMBALL: You gain five pounds a year. That's the typical...

LANCASTER: At least.

KIMBALL: Yeah.

LANCASTER: A minimum of five pounds a year.

KIMBALL: Because you make the recipe 50 or 60 times...

GROSS: Right.

KIMBALL: ...on average, and you have to eat it at every stage along the way.

GROSS: Wait, wait. So you're saying every year you gain an extra five pounds?

LANCASTER: Oh, yeah.

GROSS: So after two years it's 10 pounds?

KIMBALL: That's been the rule. Some people take up riding 20 miles back and forth to work on a bike or do other things, but yeah, a lot of people will gain four or five pounds a year if they're in the process of developing recipes in the kitchen all the time. Sure.

GROSS: Do you have food scientists that you work with?

KIMBALL: Yeah. We have a guy called Guy Crosby, who's always available as a consultant by phone or email and he's our – he comes into the office frequently as well. But you know, food scientists are sort of like discussing the Torah, you know.

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KIMBALL: I mean, it's the same thing. I've actually done this with this guy. I said here's what I did, and I explained a recipe and I'll tell him what happened. And then he'll give me this lengthy explanation about why the proteins did this and that and the other thing. And then I'll say, well, actually, it also happened the other way. And he'll say, oh yeah, well, that'll happen too. So he'll justify any end in any way.

So I think that the problem with science is, I used to, 10 or 15 years ago, think I knew something about it. The more I do it, the more Guy, you know, he talks to you like you're one of the uninitiated, so you get the simple explanation...

LANCASTER: Yeah.

KIMBALL: ...like the idiot explanation.

LANCASTER: Just candy.

KIMBALL: Yeah. And then if you keep pressing him and say, well, that doesn't make sense, then you go deeper down and this huge mysterious world of food science opens up and you realize that, as I often say, that's why Einstein was never a food scientist - it's too hard. There are too many things going on. And so you have to take food science with a grain of salt, no pun intended, because what's really going on is infinitely complicated.

And the scientist is trying to explain it to you in a simple version. Which, you know, it's like those stupid little balls and things in chemistry class in sixth grade, and then someone tells you, well, actually, you know, atoms and molecules don't look like that really.

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KIMBALL: We're just trying to give you a rough idea of what's going on. So that's the problem with food science. It's mysterious and complicated and you're getting easy explanations when sometimes there really are no easy explanations.

GROSS: So we're almost out of time, but I'm just curious. Do you cook Christmas dinner?

KIMBALL: Yes. We both do. Absolutely.

LANCASTER: Yes. Definitely.

GROSS: What are you making?

LANCASTER: Well, I always like to make a braise, and I make it the day before so that on Christmas I get to enjoy myself. So I'm probably going to make a beef burgundy this year. And a simple salad.

KIMBALL: I do boiled beef. I'm a huge fan of the old notion of boiling a nice piece of veal or beef for a few hours until tender. I take it out and then I have a great broth, beef broth. And take vegetables for 15 or 20 minutes, cook them in the broth, and serve a little sauce or something on the side, and it's a boiled beef dinner. It's very traditional and that's what I always serve on Christmas.

GROSS: All right. Well, Happy Holidays.

KIMBALL: Same to you.

LANCASTER: And to you.

GROSS: Thank you so much for talking with us.

KIMBALL: Thanks, Terry.

GROSS: Christopher Kimball is the founder of Cooks Illustrated magazine. Bridget Lancaster is an onscreen test chef for Cooks' two public TV shows. Two thousand recipes are collected in the new Cooks Illustrated cookbook. You can find Cooks' recipes for brownies, mashed potatoes, and banana loaf on our website freshair.npr.org. Coming up, our linguist Geoff Nunberg chooses his word of the year. This is FRESH AIR.

TERRY GROSS, HOST: Our linguist, Geoff Nunberg, has been combing over Word of the Year candidates for 2011, from supercommittee and dead ceiling to tiger mom and carmageddon. But he says making the final choice was actually pretty easy.

GEOFF NUNBERG, BYLINE: If the word of the year is supposed to be an item that has actually shaped the perception of important events, I can't see going with anything but occupy. It was a late entry, but in just a couple of months it's gone viral and global. Just scan the thousands of hash tags and Facebook pages that begin with the word: Occupy Wall Street, Occupy Slovakia, Occupy Saskatoon, Sesame Street. Occupy the hood.

The word itself deserves credit for a lot of its success. This isn't an item like debt ceiling that just happened to be hitched to a big story. But give props to the magic of metonymy too. That's the figure of speech that lets us use place names like Wall Street, Hollywood and Seventh Avenue to refer to the activities that go on there.

And Wall Street is particularly suited to actions that exploit its double meaning. It's a compact area where it's easy to generate symbolically charged confrontations. Those yuppie types with champagne glasses chuckling at the demonstrators from a terrace, the midnight police sweeps, the phalanx of officers in their Robocop gear in front of the Brown Brothers Harriman building - it was as if everybody had stepped out of a political cartoon from a Depression-era copy of the New Masses. Nothing was only itself.

Now, it's true the protestors weren't literally occupying Wall Street in the old sense, taking it over the way workers occupied a factory in the 1930s or students occupied the dean's office in the '60s. This is a new meaning of the verb for a form of protest adapted to the age of smartphones and Twitter, not to mention REI.

Once occupy grew capital letters, you could export it to places that had no direct connection to finance, as franchises of the original: Occupy Oakland, like Macy's San Francisco. They could have just been called protests, of course, but it wouldn't have felt as much like a movement.

The movement came with its own culture too, just a few subway stops from the headquarters of the national media. It gave color to the story. Media ethnographers returned from the field with reports of the people's microphone, the drum circles, and those jazz-hand finger-signals. It was street theater, or a dinner party with paper plates, or an exercise in constructive group dynamics.

It was a reprise of Woodstock or of the Bonus Marches of 1932. The occupiers were romantics, holy fools, anarchists. Or they were an incoherent mob of dirty hippies, and with iPads, moreover. I make dirty hippie a strong candidate for comeback word of the year. It would have vanished from the language years ago if it hadn't been kept on life support on South Park.

Whatever the movement is, it isn't a wing of electoral politics. People talk about Tea Party Republicans, but nobody's tempted to talk about Occupy Democrats. But it has revived the culture of protest among the young and on the left. As protests go, occupying is high maintenance and seasonal, and the movement might have a different form and a different name five years from now.

But it has already altered the political language with that slogan we are the 99 percent. Economists have been talking about the top one percent for a long time, but it's suddenly become part of our national table talk. It's the most specific term for class in American public life since the late 19th century, when social reformers warned about the undue power and influence of what they called the upper tenth.

The rise of the 1-percenter talk has left the right uncharacteristically defensive and nonplussed. Some Republicans have raised the familiar charge of class warfare. Newt Gingrich called the 99/1 concept un-American and divisive, and warned against attacking the very people you hope will create jobs. But the polls show that a large majority of Americans are concerned about income inequality, whether or not they're sympathetic with the occupiers themselves.

And talking about the 1 percent has its advantages. It seems to put things on an objective basis and strips away the vagueness and the emotional overtones that go with talking about the rich. It's caught the public fancy too. Even the Wall Street Journal has gotten into the game with a Web page that lets readers calculate their income percentile from 1 to 100. What, only 98.7?

And Republicans themselves have been using the phrase, if not always comfortably. Mitt Romney initially described the Wall Street protests as dangerous class warfare. Then he thought better of it and said he understood how the protesters felt and that he worried about the 99 percent in America, not the one percent.

I was struck by a Thanksgiving op-ed in the Washington Times that said: The so-called 99 percent have never had it so good. The phrase doesn't make a lot of literal sense - I mean, what else would you call them? But it suggests the right's frustration. So-called is what people say when they've lost control of the conversation and have to use the other's guy's language, like the liberals who talk about so-called family values.

So why not make the 99 percent itself the word of the year? Well, for one thing, occupy is that rare linguistic phenomenon, a word that bubbles up out of nowhere and actually helps to create the very thing it names. And the 99 percent wouldn't be part of our everyday talk if occupy hadn't gotten there first.

GROSS: Geoff Nunberg is a linguist who teaches at the School of Information at the University of California, Berkeley. You can find all of Geoff's commentaries from 2011 on our website, freshair.npr.org. I'm Terry Gross.

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